For some reason, that phrase amuses me way too much. It makes the badger guard sound like a concerned parent at a PTO meeting objecting to the summer reading list.
I am shocked and appalled!
And here I thought that this was a fine, upstanding and very cultured gentlebadger with impeccable manners and a deep respect for storytellers! Instead we get a … CRITIC!
“Our people do not approve of your stories!”
For some reason, that phrase amuses me way too much. It makes the badger guard sound like a concerned parent at a PTO meeting objecting to the summer reading list.
I too am amused, but being from North America where badgers are terrifying, I’ll try not to let them know…
So tell explain what the “real fight” is and then she can tell epic stories about it. Would that satisfy the badger folk?
Like a story of when a brave Badger led his friends into the Battle of the Toad Hall 😉
Honey badgers and books don’t mix well.
I am shocked and appalled!
And here I thought that this was a fine, upstanding and very cultured gentlebadger with impeccable manners and a deep respect for storytellers! Instead we get a … CRITIC!